The Various Adventures Of Mr. Bacon: The Start (Episode 0)

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 29, 2007

Hey Bobby! Bobby...are you drunk?
What did you s...say Her...Hermione? How d..dare you? C'mon 'ere y..you lil slut!
*GROPE GROPE*
Bobby! Get off my tits! That's it! Baconius Transformus!
Do Wha'?
A...A....ACHOO!
Gotta go! Bye!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME! NOOOOO!