The Pre-Bacon Era: 3

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 29, 2007

Hey Eddy, have you seen Bobby 'round?
Last time I saw him he was trippin' on mushrooms.
DUDE, YOU'RE A PENGUIN! YOU LOOK LIKE A MIDGET IN A TUX OR A NUN OR SOME SHIT. CAN I PET YOU?
I just wanna take you home and snuggle with you, you're so cute!
SOMEONE CALL SECURITY!