All comics by ilpalazzo

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hehe! That edex guy takes everything so seriously!
Yeah
I mean, its just so funny! Call him stupid, he goes nuts!
I love how he takes great offense to it.
DE suck balls.
FUCK YOU!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Taking the piss out of edex is fun!
hehe, it sure is. I called him stupid online, and he went ballistic!
hmm
Yeah, he takes it too seriouly, anyone who does that is stupid
Dark Eldar sucks balls
FUCK YOU!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Fuck! Woody, avoid that Wraithlord! Your orks cant harm it!
Yeah, dont worry
Hey? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I CHARGE THE WRIATHLORD!
He's an idiot
You need 7's to wound dumbass
IM a jerk!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hey, wanna go into the city with Phantom, Littlboy, Alex and Suke?
well?
What am i? Fucking stupid?

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
God damn, some of the rules in 40k are so fucking stupid!
I dont know, i reckong they are all right.
What? Are you serious?
Yeah, i mean they are simple, but it all depends on who you play with!
Look around...see the people you play with?
I hate 40k.

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
So, looks like ill be your room mate soon...
Yeah, i cant wait!
Finally i can leave my home and be independant!
And i can write all this smut, and you can be in it, and you can....
Why do i have 2nd thoughts?
I have digimon!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
The only thing bad about Centre Point, are the jerks that yell and scream out when you kill them.
Yeah, buts its fun anyway
But i hate it when people go mad over it though
I dont do it though
heh! i killed you! MP5 ownes you!
ER FUCK YOU!! I FUCKING SHOULD HAVE DODGED THAT SHOT!! CAMPER!!! LAMER!!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Heh! My Leman Russ ownes your shitty Eldar!
Hmm, i see. Well, there is only one thing i can do at a time like this
YOU FUCK HEAD!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hey phantom, can i borrow some anime dvd's?
Yeah sure. Have these!
Hey, this one has Hatchans name inscriped at the back
Yeah, i borrowed some of him a while ago
HEY! THE ALL HAVE HATCHANS NAME AT THE BACK! Are any of these yours?
Er, define the word yours...

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Man, i hate modelling. i cant make anything seem to work.
heh, you glued a flayed one to your croutch!
...
hehe!
I hate you
i know!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hey, ilpalazzo, What were you talking about the other night?
Nothing alex. NOTHING AT ALL!
Whazzit it something like this?
Like what?
I think she actually has the power to do this!
Tada!
WHAT THE FUCK?

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Man, i really hate my job. I work my ass off and have fuck all money.
Yeah. I worked 2.5 months at uni and earned $3000
...
I only have 1.5 grand left though
I really, fucking hate you sometimes.
what?

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hey, ilpalazzo, i really pissed my parents off!
What the hell did you do now?
I spent more money on DVD's then they did on their New Zealand Holiday!
...
Isnt that cool?
Fuck you.

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hey, i read your web comic things, i earnt over 3 grand. I just saved that much.
......
Well?
......
What the hell are you thinking?
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hi, im ilpalazzo. I thought i may introduce someone new to the gang.
Hi, im Magic
Yep, he's a good person. A good friend. He'll help you out, and be there through thick and thin!
Yep! Thats me!
Yet, he bootscoted to the Hamsterdance
FUCK! HE REMBERED!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hey ilapalazzo, i have all these AMV you would like!
Really cool? Send em to me so i can downlaod them
Hrm, here you go
THEY ARE 20 MEGS EACH!
Yep! Download them now!
I HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIMES DEVIL WOMAN!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Well, another hard nite at work. Nothing better to do than go onto Vice's forum and talk to my friends online!
...
God, im such a fucking failure!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
God, i love this game!
Yeah, Bushido Blade ownes!
The Naginata ownes you!
Thats because all you do is defense stance and stab me in the face till i die!
and?
Get off my planet.

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Bloody hell, who the hell is this?
RING RING!
Speaker phone is on, who is it?
Hey ilpalazzo its me! Hatchan! I just made an alitoc army with 105 Sniper Rifles!
Um, and?
I rule!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
RUN! HOLY SHIT RUN!
RUNNING!
AHHH!!!
AHHH!!!!
I HAD TO SEE FOR MY SELF!
I FUCKING TOLD YOU PEPSI, COKE AND POP ROCKS DONT MIX!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Goddamit Alex, stop sending me yoai over msn! Now i have to go check my email!
Heh, yeah....stoped....
ALEX!! WHAT IS THIS! I THOUGHT WE AGREED!
But its not MSN! Its BDSM!
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
ops!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
I FINALLY saved up enough to start buying me some Ogryns!
Yeah cool. I need to go into town to buy anime, dvd's, manga, 40k stuff....
...
...drinks, lunch then i may go to JB HiFi and see what other shit i can buy
It took me a month just to get 3 fucking ogryns!
hehe!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Hey ilpala!
Hey littleboy
I just made some Ken smut. I thought you might like. KEN IS COOOOL! Do you want it?
Yeah...ITS 300 PAGES LONG!? Do you do anything else all day?
Yeah, i write more smut!
I really dont know why i asked.

 

by ilpalazzo
9-09-03
Allright1 Finally wounded that fucking Wraithlord! Take 2 saves dood!
LIES! YOU SPEAK LIES ILPALAZZO WORMTONGUE!
You have to stop watching that DAMNED MOVIE!
Buts its so cool!
Just take those fucking saves!
TO GONDOR!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-09-03
Hmm, i wanna try something out. Ill just make a female account on Ghetto Oranges...
Hmm, ill jost post here that im an attractive Lesbian who loves making yuri smut...
HOLY FUCK! I'VE ALLREADY GOT 50 SUPPISH!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-09-03
This is magic again. He's going to tell you a bit more of himself.
Yeah, hi. When i was 2 i lived in ....
...
...now im working to earn me some dough to pay back ilpalazzo when he saved my life, he's such a champ!
He also shat in his boots when he was drunk!
FUCK YOU!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-09-03
Man, im thirsty. Hey phantom, got any drink?
Yeah i think i got some pepsi max in the fridge out back? Do you want some?
...
well?
is woody the biggest faggot you've ever seen?
ill go get some then!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-09-03
Man, i dont know what army i want to go as, i mean, i like the Iron warriors...
Then go the Iron Warriors!
But i like the Tau as well, and, i like the Tau's wepaons, but i also like the Iron Warriors i like their story line and everything.....but...
If i kill him now, i wont get his DVD player...hmm...he wont last much longer..
3 Hours later....
...but Iron warrios have the Basilisk and Tau dont but the Tau....
God, i would rather let alex send my more yoai...god....what am i thinking? SUICIDE IS THE ONLY OPTION NOW!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-09-03
Hatchan, you are fucking loser!
Fuck you ilpalazzo! You are a jerk!
Look, at least im not trying to be some fucking frilly goth!
Wow, really? Nice shirt, is it avaliable for MEN?
We're best frinds.
Go back to jerkville jerk!
Go fuck yourself to hell!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-09-03
Yeah, i havnt need to replace my breaks for yonks. Tap 'em slow and steady, and they will last you for ever
Breaking hard and sudden is good for your brakes.
...
becuase when your breaks screach, its good.
Idiot.
Why do i talk to you?
Im woody and i am a loser. I also lost my liscence.

 

by ilpalazzo
9-10-03
Hey dood. I just bought the B.A.C!
Hehe. Cool.
Yep. Its real good.
Hey, ilpalazzo, im over here.
I pulled my eyes out shortly afterwords.
Fucking idiot.

 

by ilpalazzo
9-10-03
Hey look! I just found Chobits!
what?
See? Im going to buy them just to piss you off!
heh. Hey look! Battle Royale! ill buy that!
Godammit! Fuckyou.
hehehe!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-10-03
Hey woody, pin your hive tyrant! Or it will break!
Nah. I dont need too.
Trust me woody!
Nah. I know all.
Fuck! It broke.
You are such a fucking idiot!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-10-03
Hey ilpalazzo, I have this really realistic game i gotta show you!
Fuck yeah! What is it?
Operation Flash point! Its so realistic! look!
Um, when that tank blow up, didnt it just fly aand crush a helicopter?
er...its still realisic!
You idiot.

 

by ilpalazzo
9-14-03
Holy fuck! Hatchans got me traped! My guard are doomed!
Hehe! Got you ilpalazzo!
Oh shit, here comes the dice rolls, im so fucked!
HOLY CRAP! 30 1's! FUCK!
Haha! Looks like my brilliant strategy worked! Charge men of Cadia! CHARGE!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STRATEGY OF TRUST ON HATCHANS BAD LUCK!!

 

by ilpalazzo
9-23-03
Hey Phantom! Wanna head into town tommorow?
I dont know! I have no PANTS! NO PANTS!
Hey! Bloody hell! I cant draw!
Yeah well i have to make this manga and do my homework and...
3 hours later...
What was i going to ask again?
Something about pants?

 

by ilpalazzo
9-23-03
Hey Hatchan! Howz it goin! Want to head into town tommorow?
Yeah, i dont know, maybe hey
Anyway, Stormtroopers kick ass, i want 50 in my 2000pt army!
Yeah, but i have chobits and you dont...and battle royal kicks ass!
2 Hours later
Heh, yeah...woodys a jerk. Anyway, what did i want to ask?
Fucked if i know!

 

by ilpalazzo
10-07-03
Hmm. I wonder what ill do today. I have assignments and uni...
I just dont know....
Ilpalazzo has just signed in...
I KNOW! ILL SEND ILPALAZZO YOAI ALL DAY!
God help me!

 

by ilpalazzo
11-03-03
Aww man, my memory is getting so fucking bad hey?
Yeah i know, i dont know what the fuck we have done to stuffed it up so bad!
Anyway, Warhammer kicks ass!
Hell yes!
30 min latter...
Aww man, my memory is getting so fucking bad hey?
Yeah i know, i dont know what the fuck we have done to stuffed it up so bad!

 

by ilpalazzo
11-03-03
Hey Phantom!
WTF MATE^^
But i am le tired!
THEN HAVE A NAP! AND FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Fucking kangaroos!
what was the point of you calling me again?

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