You can never trust a young fund raiser.

Author: impotentrobot

Date: March 27, 2004

by impotentrobot
3-27-04
I wonder if this kid is planning to rape me...
Hi, I'm selling chocolate to raise money for my school!
A very clever opener for a rapist... Should I just ask him plainly?
Everything is a dollar! I have Snickers, Reeses, and 3 Musketeers.
THE ANXIETY IS KILLING ME!!! ARGH BLAGH DICKS BFRUG EERSH!!
I should have just fucking raped him.