Conversations with Officer Bobby

Author: impotentrobot

Date: April 1, 2004

by impotentrobot
4-01-04
I stand on my hands so I can give foot jobs.
Heard.
10 dollars for a sub sandwich? I'd rather bite my own dick off.
That's real.
...but then I get no stamp on my sub club card. I'll go pay, then I'm the winner in the end.
Heard.