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| I am prepared to jerk it until it hurts. | |
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| Just don't cry, or I'll lose my boner. | |
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| Using a surgical glove to masturbate is akin to dipping your penis in lighter fluid and setting it on fire. | |
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| Kingsford or store brand lighter fluid? | |
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| Zippo lighter fluid. of course, when it comes to my genitals, I spare no expense. | |
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| Consumer Reports would appreciate this information. | |
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