The amazing adventures -- part Seven

Author: inflameskev

Date: June 24, 2003

by inflameskev
6-24-03
Meanwhile, up In Heaven...
Hey smooth pimpdaddy, let's get kickin.
Oh sweet fuck! I'm so sorry, please forgive me, Father! I didn't know you were a priest, I swear it! The gold chain threw me off!
Yeah bitch, you better be sorry. You're lucky that God forces me to smile 24/7, or else I'd be...errm...un-smiley!
Five minutes later, after confusing Jesus for a masochist porn king...
Oh shit.
*huh* A.......LADY!?!?