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by insomnophile
11-16-01
dear rafal, i cant believe you thought you would be able to smuggle 2 kilos of heroin up your arse through customs. you are no longer our son. love, mumski and dadoosh.
i cant believe it. my image is ruined. im a criminal, nobody will want to hang out with me... im going to kill myself with this hammer...
ow

 

by insomnophile
11-16-01
hi
hi
i hate niggers

 

by insomnophile
11-16-01
do you want to see a trick?
yes
!!!
impressive

 

by insomnophile
11-16-01
i was thinking... does my arse look big in this?
uh...
i was looking in the mirror the other day and it looked huge...
i'll never wear lycra again...
honkies are so passe...

 

by insomnophile
11-16-01
oh, hi rafal. how are you?
well jesus, frankly my image has been concerning me lately...
howso?
well, im just not sure of who i am anymore. i try to copy other people but i just cant pull off their image as well as them. i need an image of my own.
well rafal, i have decided to help you out - here is an image that suits you down to the ground my son!
!!!

 

by insomnophile
11-16-01
rafal visits afghanistan...
"run. love mumski."... run?
what the fuck do i have to run for?
the end
oh right...

 

by insomnophile
11-16-01
rafal spots a girl on her way home...
wow, shes nice - i think ill try and chirps her...
chesht, toyest rafal - proshay kinder egg toys and flashing trainers and funky clubs and cosack dancing and mackawara! im a silly silly ribena berry!
what the fuck?
aaarrrgh! squeel! save me from the little girl!
fucking pervert!! i'll kill you!!!

 

by insomnophile
11-16-01
"dear rafal, i know this may be painful for you but for some time now, in fact since i met you - you have been getting painfully on my nerves...
...your constant whinging voice, your pointy boots and silk shirts and baggy leather trousers, your mackawara and your friend andrew bassi and his lies...
...i hate the way you embarass me when we're out with my friends and you ask them if they want to see your special dance that you made up and then fall on your arse like a demented cossack...
...there is so much more than this rafal, but i cant even bear to write anymore to you. its over rafal - if i were you i'd chuck myself in the bin."
shes got a point...
sigh

 

by insomnophile
11-22-01
so what happened then bill?
well kif, it was amazing, we managed to pull the little bastard right out of the sharks jaws without a sratch!
thats amazing
yes yes! its a step forward for humanitarian rescue techniques! "friends of cats against the unfriendly oceans" could consider themselves revolutionaries! blah blah...
what an asshole...
blah blah...

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