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by ita
5-22-07
I had content but it ran away
I'm sure it will come back
Maybe it will bring pie

 

someone just came in and asked for a pint of gay.
Obligatory LotR response: It comes in pints?!
by ita, 6-08-07

 

by ita
6-08-07
There is the world's most cheeful little bird, just singing its little avian heart out in the bright fall sunshine outside my window.
I can see it, its little head lifted to drink in the sun and let its paean to the beauty of the world pour out.
I wish I had a slingshot.

 

by ita
6-14-07
The bagel thing fits in with my larger theory about white people and muffins. I don't have time to go into detail right now, but basically the thing is: White people just want to eat muffins 24/7
but they are ashamed of this fact, so they take totally good yummy foods like bagels and coffee and ice cream and turn it all into muffins. Hence stuff like the blueberry bagel.
The caramel latte. The chunky chocolate-almond-caramel-fudge ice cream. JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say.

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