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| I'm sorry, but we have to let you go. | |
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| As you know, we already cut corporate officer salaries by 0.09% last year. There's nothing left to do but lay off 400 technicians. | |
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| Then forget you, man! I'm sure there are plenty of jobs out there for someone with my experience! | |
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| And just yesterday, I repaired the Frosty machine and scored "Employee of the Week"! | |
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| Yeah -- are my fries going to be up soon? I've got a corner office now and I like to get back in time to admire the sunset. | |
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