You Mock Me, Sir

Author: itsclark

Date: May 18, 2003

by itsclark
5-18-03
Mark well my anguish, Royal Fool! By kidney stones am I sore afflicted, and greatly in need of levity.
For such an ill, laughter is the best of medicines, my lord! Especially when washed down with a quart of cranberry juice. *Honk Honk*!
Your jaws gape and gibber, yet I laugheth not. Make haste to amuse, knave, for my torment is great.
Um, rotor turbines?
Hark, what light on yonder window breaks?