I Suggest Lions

Author: itsclark

Date: July 21, 2003

by itsclark
7-21-03
*knock* *knock*
Excuse me sir! Have you received the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
How would you like me to kill you?
I can see I've caught you at a bad moment. I'll return some other time.
No you don't understand. I'm GOING to kill you, I'm just asking you how you want me to do it!