The After-Life; Theory #291

Author: itsclark

Date: July 22, 2003

by itsclark
7-22-03
What? Where am I? Who are you?
I am Hela, Norse goddess of death. This is Nifleheim, a realm of eternal darkness and cold.
But... But why am I here?
Because you choked to death on a cinnamon bagel instead of dying in glorious battle! Now you shall never see Valhalla.
But I am a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ!
Oh, he's with the other carpenters slaving to build my Ship of Doom. Shall I tell him you're coming?