Sarcastic Alien Invasion

Author: itsclark

Date: July 1, 2001

by itsclark
7-01-01
The year 2002: Earth is INVADED by a race of SARCASTIC ALIENS!
(Yawn.) Your planet belongs to us now. Lucky, lucky us. Anyhow it's such a nice day out, I thought I'd let you surrender.
Never! Niether your bombs nor your sardonic sense of humor can destroy my will to be free.
I'll resist you to my last ounce of breath.
How very touching (cough)! Much as it pains me, it appears I have NO CHOICE but to use the shrink ray.
!?! Well anyway I'm going to gnaw on your ankles! GRARGH!
My my... I think I hear an insect buzzing.