Science is the Answer

Author: itsclark

Date: July 2, 2001

by itsclark
7-02-01
Lonely and desperate, a young man seeks the help of a crackpot scientist:
OK Doc, what do I need to do?
Ze procedure is simple! Just step into that machine und you vill be made irresistable to ze opposite sex.
You sure about this, Doc? I feel funny. All tingly like.
Don't worry! Ze procedure is nearly finished!
YOU... made me... a FREAK!!
Don't be silly! You hef never looked more adorable!