The Evil Genie

Author: itsclark

Date: July 3, 2001

by itsclark
7-03-01
Jon stumbles upon a mystical cave...
Gah! What the hell are you?
I am an evil genie. I can grant any wish. However, I will twist it in the most hideous way imaginable.
Any wish at all!? I wish I were a rich and famous television star!
If you insist...
What the!? I'm Ally McBeal!
You don't listen, do you?