Hackey Sack

Author: itsclark

Date: July 9, 2001

by itsclark
7-09-01
Hackers:
Sir, someone hacked the pentagon's computers & replaced the operating systems with Atari Missile Command!
Um, that's a bad thing, right?
Hacker Wanna-Be's:
I broke into yer 'My Yahoo' account and changed yer passwerd. Now U can't get in!
Yeah, 'til I have them send a new password. An hour of hacking to cost me 20 seconds of inconvenience? I bow before your incredible retardation.
Hacker Wanna-Be's in Training:
We R the 3ast Side P0stal Punks. We have taken control of this mailbox. Smell the Ph33R.
I have GOTS to get down with THAT ill crew!