Abuse the New Guy

Author: itsclark

Date: July 23, 2001

by itsclark
7-23-01
What sort of bizarre lifeform is THIS?
I am the new Low Pass character, Sickobunny.
You're aware that all new characters must submit to an anal probe?
Yeah, yeah. I read the application form. Just get it over with!
Thank you. Everything seems to be in order. TOBOR will now give you a more complete physical.
Jesus Christ. I knew I should have taken that temp job over at Jerk City!