To The Rescue

Author: itsclark

Date: July 23, 2001

by itsclark
7-23-01
Stand down, villian! I've come to thwart your nefarious doings.
TOBOR NOT RECOGNIZE COSTUMED STRANGER!
I am Captain Lowpass, come to end your reign of sodomy!
RAARR!! TOBOR WILL FIST FUNNY CAPE MAN!
Ha! Behold foul villian; my sphincter is as solid steel!
TOBOR MISSING AN ARM!