Concentrated Cool

Author: itsclark

Date: August 19, 2001

by itsclark
8-19-01
Based on a real conversation.
Haw Haw! Check out Mr. Cool in his new sunglasses!
Jealous? Well, I guess not everybody can handle this much concentrated cool.
Actually, I think I have a pair of prescription sunglasses just like that. I wear them while scoping out hotties down at the shore.
No shit?
Where are you going?
To burn the sunglasses and scrub my face with steel wool.