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| Old pal, I'm feeling restless and disatisfied. I think our relationship has grown stale. | |
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| I have just the thing, Russ! A terrific product that will cheer you right up. | |
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| Yeah, until I get bored with it and realize that my life is essentially empty IN SPITE of all the crap you've conditioned me to buy! | |
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| Don't talk like that, Russ. I'm your pal! Trust me, you'll feel all better after a nice spending spree. | |
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| I'm going for a walk. OUTSIDE! And I'm not buying a thing. | |
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| Come in Central Command! Consumerbot 90147 is in revolt! Request back-up! | |
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