CC 61: The Ballad of ObiJo: "A Space Idiocy"

Author: itsclark

Date: September 9, 2001

by itsclark
9-09-01
An evening of strip-making is interrupted by the flash of a teleporter beam.
Ugn! What the hell just happened? Where am I?
You are aboard an intergalactic vessel, earthling. For reasons your primitive brain wouldn't comprehend, we conduct routine anal probes of earthly specimens such as yourself.
Sounds great! When do we get started?
In the months that followed, ObiJo learned much from his captors.
...routine probes... earthly specimens...
I don't like where this is headed.