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Schlock Inc., makers of mediocre home console games:
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| Well, Boss -- we've cranked out another one with bad A.I., meager levels, and zero replay value! | |
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| Fine, fine. Pad it out with cinematic sequences and tutorials and we're good to go. | |
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| Just make sure there are enough frustrating impasses to keep folks from breezing through it too quickly -- want 'em to think they've gotten thier $50 worth, after all! Haw haw! | |
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| Boss, you ever wonder what it would be like to have integrity? | |
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| "Integrity!" That's brilliant -- "A new game based on the Integrity Engine!" Fire that off to the boys in marketing right away! | |
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