Star Trek in Three Panels

Author: itsclark

Date: November 11, 2001

by itsclark
11-11-01
Captain's Log: I must find a way to reason with the entity named "Tobor".
But if you MUST... cornhole ALL sentient life... then you must ALSO... cornhole YOURSELF.
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. TOBOR CANNOT COMPLY. BUT TOBOR MUST. BUT... BUT...
Sentient lifeforms MUST be cornholed, Tobor. YOU are a sentient lifeform! Complete your program!
Fascinating! Presenting this highly sophisticated mechanism with a superficial logical fallacy has reduced it to smoldering crap.
Crackle. Fizz.