The Kid Who Knew Too Much

Author: itsclark

Date: November 18, 2001

by itsclark
11-18-01
New "Luster" Bath Lotion is enhanced with vitamin E for healthier skin!
Um... I hope its better for the drain, since that where it ends up anyway.
"The Mummy Comes Back" is an eye-popping visual extravaganza. The critics are raving!
(sigh) Put them on ritalin. They'll be fine.
News flash, pal -- this is the "post-Ironic" age! Your sarcastic weltenschung is outdated and irrelevent.
But I'm only 15...