Roach Dialogues

Author: itsclark

Date: November 20, 2001

by itsclark
11-20-01
Gah!
What?
You're a giant roach! A giant, talking roach!
You're a drunken, 35 year old virgen living in a squalid ground-floor apartment. I am merely a projection of your own booze-addled self-image.
...Wuh wuzzat?
I said, "I'm a giant talking roach!"