Yes, Virginia, There is an Anti-Clause

Author: itsclark

Date: November 27, 2001

by itsclark
11-27-01
Have you elves finished breaking all the toys we collected last year?
Yes, your unjollyness!
Then let's saddle up! I've got to get busy stealing toys from all the bad little girls and boys.
Yes, Atnas! Right away!
Christmas at the South Pole... Thank god it only comes once a year!