CC 132: One day in Federation Space

Author: itsclark

Date: July 20, 2002

by itsclark
7-20-02
Fascinating, Captain! If you look there -- behind this strangely disembodied lifeform -- you'll notice that Bazilla's a wanker!
Well welcome to planet Obvious! I have a name you Vulcan freak.
I am first officer Spock of the Starship Enterprise. What can you tell me of this phenomenon?
Only that even in space, Wirthling sucks!
Bazilla -- it seems your wanking endangers the entire galaxy. I must ask you to stop immediately!
Right... can I get back to you on that in about five more minutes?