Boorite is a Butt Pirate

Author: itsclark

Date: August 17, 2002

by itsclark
8-17-02
Excuse the intrusion, good sir. My crew and I noticed your vessel lay perilously low in the water!
We've come to remove the excess weight from your cargo hold and, um, carry it back to port for you.
New to piracy?
Our swords rusted.