Bullshit Detective

Author: itsclark

Date: October 5, 2002

by itsclark
10-05-02
My investigation of Russ turned up substantial physical evidence, Detective Manley.
The pizza stains on your shirt don't count, flatfoot! Leave this to me. And coffee NOW, dammit!!
Listen Sweetheart, I know you're holding out on me! Who are you trying to protect?
Say... um, I heard a noise. Go check everything, but not the vents. It couldn't possibly be someone in the vents.
Sooo! "Don't check the vents", eh? Well at the risk of soiling my chiselled features, maybe I'll just have a LOOK in those vents!
God I hope the sniper is in position!