All comics by jackiem5519

 

My day in Louisville by jackiem5519 2-04-15
I just got out of jail. Can I have some money for the bus? Do I look like an easy mark to you?	No, I'm just a lowly beggar in need of cash Oh for craps sake, here's 5 dollars	I think I hate myself just a little...

 

Office talk by jackiem5519 2-04-15
Inane things said at the office.... I sent you an email. And you just had to tell me that, didn't you?	(Geez, what a bitch) (Geez, what a dumbass)

 

Minor surgery on my brother by jackiem5519 2-04-15
Something is growing conspicuously on brother's eye That skin tag on your eyelid is gross and disgusting. Lie down the couch and let me cut if off I don't wanna.	Get on the couch...go on. It looks like some nasty larvae is living in your eye lashes. It has to go. Ok. But rinse those cuticle scizzors in rubbing alcohol first.	SNIP!! then....LOUD LAUGHTER FOLLOWS BWAH HA HA HA HA That HURT like a MUTHA fucker!! BWAH HA HA HA HA......I KNOW! I didn't get it all.

 

Cloning lab

Think you could get me on at the cloning lab? I don't know man.....

by jackiem5519, 2-04-15

 

The Mailman's Lament by jackiem5519 2-04-15
Just 12,536 days til retirement...	Just 12,535 days til retirement...	Just 12,534 days til retirement...

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