All comics by jaggeh_the_hutt

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-08-02
|nakey| Who does that rock cover of Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim?
|shinji| YORE MA
|nakey| Funny, that's not what YORE MA said last night!
|shinji| Superb. Wonderful effort.
|nakey| Thanks. I try.
|Shinji| Very true, I find you amazingly trying at times.

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-08-02
|Dustaz| vline
|Dustaz| bad news
|Dustaz| your not going to get into boards beer

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-14-02
Vline decides to insult me unknowing that i couldnt care less what he said
|vline| Your such a fat fuck
the wind up
|vline| that showed him
|jaggeh| oh im gonna enjoy this
the pitch.....strike three your out
|jaggeh| yeah well at least im not a pizza delivery boy that sells himself to 40 year olds cos he can pass for 13

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-14-02
Who pimps the pimps that pimp the pimps
what up dawg, i be pimping my hoes lick a mutha**ka
im sorry but to make way for the new world order ive decided to replace you
the experiment is a sucess
AHAAHAHHA MY PIMP BOT IS COMPLETE
w4t up d4\/\/g
hard at wprk the pimp bot takes care of his hoes
g|mm3 t|-|3 c45|-| |3i4tc|-| $$$

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-20-02
somthing stirs
|Dusty|worky| your still going to boards beer arent you neil?
|logic-away| who's neil?
oh oh
|Dusty|worky| you
hee hee
* Dusty|worky was kicked by logic-away (i have a fuckin name thank you very much)

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-20-02
* Dusty|worky has joined #fortress.ie
|l33tletinyman| now now nigel
|Dusty|worky| weh
* Dusty|worky has joined #fortress.ie
|Dusty|worky| sorry nigel
his name is niall
* l33tletinyman was kicked by logic-away (YOUR NOT MY MOTHER)
* Dusty|worky was kicked by logic-away (grrr)

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-27-02
|Lex_Diamonds| WARNING!
|Lex_Diamonds| Is your son playing Team fortress Classic?
|Lex_Diamonds| He is clearly gay!

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-27-02
Random quotes from #fortress.ie
|Shinji| Well frankly I could leave out the incest, but I'm always up for a bit of gay sex.
|Minesajackd| I didn't encourage the influx of single hormone ridden tarts!
|logic1| i dunno about aunt zelda but i'd fuckin slip that cat one
|Swifty| yore ma makes great cheesecake, but im normally not hungry after all the rampant sex
more available at http://www.yorema.com/displayquote.asp
|adnans| cmon, i have to work on my boards.ie signature which is a picture of a vibrating ass
|amp| pot? kettle on line 2

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-27-02
Breaking the news
|Jaggeh| Hey swifty you feature in this weeks episode
|Swifty| LOL
Breaking the news
|Swifty| why the fuck am i a gay looking fucker though?
|Jaggeh| well.....you see.....
Breaking the news
|Bard| theres got to be a good reason for that

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
9-01-02
In the boardroom of lexcorp towers
Welcome to the first AGM of LexCorp, in this meeting we will discuss our mission statement...
heheh you said mission
In the boardroom of lexcorp towers
The primary goal of LexCorp is world domination through fluffling
Fluffling isnt what its about, its about hookers and beer
In the boardroom of lexcorp towers
look im the boss ffs
no, no, no, its about military means

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
9-01-02
the fight goes on
look listen to me
and on
I think it has to do with cheese and pillow fights
your all wrong, i say its....
then dark-angel speaks
FAGGOTS

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-10-03
Faceparty, take everything with a pinch of salt
Im a Hot 18 year old blonde with big assets
woah
woah
im a former body building champion and i also have huge assets
wanna seX0r
woah

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-14-03
Hi, you dont know me
but would you like to be a zombie
I wouldnt normally ask...
...what with all the political correctness nowadays...
...And the intolerance of societ....
BWAARRGHHHH....EAT FLESH.....UMMMMM

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-18-03
Our Faceparty Duo Take things offline
Oh, god im so nervous, i get to meet my honey for the first time in the flesh
what will i wear what will i wear, oh god oh god oh god
I hope im not late
i hope he likes me

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
8-18-03
OMG THERE SHE IS!!!!
OMG THERE HE IS!!!!
Oh well
um........hi....do you like stuff?
hes nothing like what he said he was :(

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
9-02-03
2 guys walk into a Bar
3rd guy ducks
LAUGH OR I WILL DESTROY YOU

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
6-01-04
Dear comedian, due to popular demand your fired, your jokes stink
what am i gonna do with myself, i need a job
tune in next week, same crap channel same crap time for another episode of crapness
i dont think i can go on

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
6-01-04
ill have to turn to a life of crime
give me all your money or ill tell you a joke
OH GOD NO TAKE IT ALL!!!!!!
more later
wheres that scumbag who mugged my little brother

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
6-01-04
The Equality For All Zombie Flesh Eaters is out in force
Hi im from EFAZFE, im campaigning would you like to sign this petition
uuhhhhh no, but what i will do is whip out a shotgun and blow your freakin brains out
urrrrgghhhhh yummmm braaaiiins tooo slow witchy
Hi im from EFAZFE, im campaigning would you like to sign this petition
sure thing bud, i got no brains to worry about so thats fine, say have you seen a blue and white guy running around here with a hammer

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
6-01-04
Big Brother has caught up with our intrepid comedian
there he is
gotta steal more cash to feed my addiction to nails
i aint falling for that loser, ill just switch off my audio receivers
Give me all your cash or ill tell you a joke
im sure he did
ouch
hey bro i got your wallet back, bad news, the guy spent all your cash

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
4-22-05
were back after a break :)
in an effort to fund my addiction to nails i turned to a life of crime
i know that what i did was wrong, and im sorry
so what do i do now?
i dont have a lot of options........
next episode....regaining the edge
ok heres what im going to do, theres a standup night at a local club
im going to have to regain my edge as a standup comic

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
4-22-05
i need something edgey and fresh
I HAVE IT
have what?
next episode......the end of get up stand up
SHIT!
ooooohhhh thats edgey

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
4-22-05
introducing for our open mic night 'GET UP'
SHIT!!!
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!
thats it i quit, im going back on the nails
the moral of the story, dont piss off robots, we never forget, even if you go into hiding for a year.

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
4-22-05
Hi, my names bob, and im a zombie, im also a brainaholic, ive been clean for over a year.
Hi bob, My names Santa, im an anthropomorphic personification of christmas, i like breaking into houses and leaving shoddy gifts made by slave labour elves, ive been clean since 26th december
hi santa, my names Hilda, and im a witch, i eat small children and cast spells, ive been clean for 6 months.....BELCH....honest
YARRR SHIVER ME TIMBERS HILDA BUT YE BE A FINE WHENCH
now now, george that was uncalled for please apologise to hilda
YARRRR

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
9-18-07
'Get Up Stand Up Club Re-opens'
A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, holding a monk
The Bartender says, is this some sort of joke?
the priest screams, NO THERES A ZOMBIE CHASING US
'Get Up Stand Up Club Re-opens'
and that ladies and gentlemen is where i found religion.

 

by jaggeh_the_hutt
9-18-07
Sen. Kerry has finished his speech and is now taking Questions.
So now we open up the floor to questions
Hi Senator Kerry, i would just like to know if its true that you like red ties?
....
SEIZE HIM
set tazers to 'well done'

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