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by jamesmcornett
10-08-07
We rejoin C-Note after a long and mysterious absence.
Hey wait a minute! What's going on here? Where's the Reverend and Airhead and Big-D?
Well, the Reverend is coming back soon, Airhead's on lithium, and you kicked D out last week. Remember?
Bunny...

 

by jamesmcornett
8-06-08
You know what the sad part about all this drama is? There's no way to restart JND.MP3 until it's over.
Tell me about it. Even MY magic's not that powerful. You got a better chance of teaming with the Reverend on the comic.
I don't think that's going to work. The last time Rev and I saw each other...it wasn't exactly a pleasant exchange.
And what exactly was it about C-Note that worked last time? You two were opposites then and technically still are.
Yeah, but at least C-Note made things interesting without having to go to my gun-shaped lighter.
Come to think of it, I think he's overdue for a return trip to Vicodinland...want to see if we can catch him?

 

by jamesmcornett
8-11-08
We join C-Note, now known as J-Kid, in one of his less stable moments.
Okay, so let me guess...you want brains. I got one question...how do you know I have any in my head?
Knock Knock Knock Your Boots...
Goddamnit! Somebody better hope this is worth getting out of Vicodinland for...
J-Kid, something's come up...we need you back.
Daddy?

 

by jamesmcornett
8-11-08
Hey, wait a minute...who's the leprechaun you've got beside you there?
J-Kid...this is my wife, Merri.
Hey, how are you?
Honey, is he always like this?
IT ISN'T FAIR! Why can't I find someone like that?!? I'm the prettier one...

 

by jamesmcornett
8-16-08
We join Big-D and Merri on a walk through town.
I think we need to start a goth band.
And I have the perfect name for it, too.
Let's hear it.
High On Catnip.
That's an awesome name, honey!
No, I meant I was so high on catnip when I came up with the name, Master Jager and the Bombs.

 

by jamesmcornett
8-16-08
We join JMC and Airhead in the latter's apartment.
What's up, G-Money? Want to make some gay porn?
Can you shut up, Airhead? I've just about got Indiana conquered online, but it's a bit more difficult for interstate poli-
Whatever, n****.
Oh HELL no! You did NOT just use the N-Bomb around me!
I hate white people...

 

by jamesmcornett
8-16-08
We join Big-D on a cigarette run.
Hey man...you look like a smart guy...
What gave you that clue?
So what are you doing smoking, man?
This stoner's getting on MY case for smoking?
Why guns? Violence isn't cool, man.
Neither is being political in tie-dye, but you still do it...and I'm using a lighter, you dope. I need a smoke thanks to you.

 

by jamesmcornett
8-16-08
Hey, you want to come over to my place and play the new CSI game?
I don't think that...wait...did you just say CSI?
I will warn you, though, I haven't cleaned in a little while.
How bad can a couple weeks of bachelorhood be?
Ten Minutes Later...
I need help, dawg. How do I find the next clue?
Next clue? I can't even find your fucking couch under all this mold! A clue is the least of my worries!

 

by jamesmcornett
8-16-08
Dude, tell me you're kidding.
Are you sure he was that far behind on cleaning?
Guys, I don't kid. Those plants he's got combined with the humidifier turned that place into livable penacillin.
You have a point...I can actually see him doing that. At least you bleached the couch...
Baby, don't you think you're reacting a bit too much to all this?
I thought so too...until he started naming individual spores...

 

by jamesmcornett
8-30-08
Sir, I represent the owner of this complex. We've recently gotten some complaints.
Really? About what?
Something about you keeping several pets without permission.
Sorry, didn't realize I needed your permission. You can come in and see them for yourself...
Can't breath.... need...ninja suit...
See, most of them have been good, but Tazer and Paulina are wanting God to possess my penis again...the Devil's getting lonely...

 

by jamesmcornett
8-30-08
We join Big-D back from a successful cigarette run...
JMC, why is there a moving van in Airhead's parking spot?
Oh, I called the landlord a few days ago. Airhead's been kicked out for violation of the lease thanks to the mold issues.
That's a little harsh, isn't it? The mold could have been cleaned up.
Tell that to the landlord. Seems he needed thirteen stitches and a prescription of Darvocets. There's still one thing I can't figure out, though...
JMC: "Where exactly DID Airhead end up moving to?"
Awesome! This is even better than "Alien Jamesy Part Twenty-Five!"
SOMEONE GET THIS FREAK OUT OF HERE! HE'S RUINING THE EVIL ROBOT FACTORY!

 

by jamesmcornett
8-30-08
We join newlyweds Big-D and Merri taking a night walk.
Baby, are you sure you want to walk through this graveyard?
What's the worst that could happen, honey?
BWAHAHAHA! Beware! Run while you still live!
Gods, at least show some creativity! Eat my soul, fingerbang my ex-husband, anything but 'run'!
'Scuse me a second...Hey, William? Yeah, I'm gonna need some more lines...this one's a smartass.

 

by jamesmcornett
8-30-08
We join JMC during one of his less dignified moments.
Cute little puppy....
Um...JMC? I'm not a puppy...
Yeah...puppy...
Helloo? Earth to JMC!
I love you, puppy.
That explains it...JMC, what gave you the impression you could drink the strawberry-scented shampoo?

 

by jamesmcornett
8-30-08
We join Big-D and Merri in the hospital talking about JMC...
Well, the good news is that there was no long-term damage to his system.
What's the bad news?
It looks like he's going to be in here for a while.
How long exactly?
At least until episode twenty of the comic.
What comic?

 

by jamesmcornett
8-30-08
We join...oh, I don't even know this time.
Arrr...avast, ye matey! Do you be looking for treasure in these strange waters?
I wouldn't mind a Purina bag, bar none!
Okay, this is starting to suck. How are we going to fill six more episodes?
Do not fear, my son...we will find a way. I mean, it's not like Boner's in charge of the comic...right?
Ashley? *sigh* I knew I should have let her out at times other than for sex...

 

by jamesmcornett
8-30-08
We join Boner and Big-D's chance meeting.
Hey, Big-D...have you seen a fairy around here?
Other than the Reverend, not lately. And shouldn't you be concerned about your bro-
*crying* It's important that I find Ashley.
*sighs* JMC's gonna kill me. Okay, I'll bite. What exactly does this fairy look like?
Well, she's got pink hair, wings, and she's really tiny.
Oh, a FAERIE!!! Now that you mention it, I think I saw one near the valley, although I still think your priorities are more screwed than Tishara Cousino...

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