MeatLoaf: I want my money back.

Author: jamiekitson

Date: June 27, 2001

by jamiekitson
6-27-01
Hello, this is the Lives 'R' Us help line, my name's Dwane, how may I assist you?
Oh hello. Nearly 22 years ago I perchased a life from you but unfortunately it's not working quite the way that I wanted it to.
a-huh
generally I just sit around, talking to ppl that I will never meet on my computer and get drunk and depressed, so I'd like a refund or a replacement
small print - no refunds - goodbye
why does it always rain on me, is it cos I lied when I was 17?