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| Hello, this is the Lives 'R' Us help line, my name's Dwane, how may I assist you? | |
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| Oh hello. Nearly 22 years ago I perchased a life from you but unfortunately it's not working quite the way that I wanted it to. | |
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| generally I just sit around, talking to ppl that I will never meet on my computer and get drunk and depressed, so I'd like a refund or a replacement | |
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| small print - no refunds - goodbye | |
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| why does it always rain on me, is it cos I lied when I was 17? | |
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