Why Jared can't drive

Author: jaxon

Date: February 21, 2001

by jaxon
2-21-01
A typical drive to work
Hey look up there in the sky, I think I can see my house from here!
Uhhh shouldn't you be looking at the road at 100mph?
Well this can't be good...
It doesn't really matter...I'm on the wrong side of the car anyway
You idiot! Hey is that Blazer up ahead stopped!? LOOK OUT!
True story, really
I think I just dinged him. Who knew that a 2 ton SUV with brake lights on could just jump out of nowhere?
I'm sorry my friend, but the purification of mankind must begin somewhere...