Some fetishes are bad...

Author: jeditrickster

Date: May 8, 2003

by jeditrickster
5-08-03
Neargh young lad! I be 'ere to pillage an plunder yer booty!
Woah there dude, nobody gonna touch my ass.
Argh, I dinna say nutin' 'bout ye arse! I've come fer ye treasure! Now show me da booty!
Ahhh! Whatever you want man! Just don't donkey punch me!
Dargh...I kinna stand dis no more. All I wanted was some gold...
Oh well why didn't you say so? If its golden showers you were into...