Jack and Jim on binge drinking

Author: jeditrickster

Date: May 8, 2003

by jeditrickster
5-08-03
Jack and Jim...
Holy crap Jim! What happened to you last night?
Oh....my head...stop yelling...
I was worried sick about you all night! And why are you in this alleyway?
I went a little crazy at the bar last night. I had 21 shots of Vodka before I insulted some midgets woman and he made me his personal bitch.
The night before, outside the bar...
*Hic* And ya know what mister? *Hic* I knew that wasn't a woman all along! *Hic* Why doncha go an get that thing to the zoo, I hear they take good care of wild animals there. *Hic* Even feed them too!
Alright that's it stick man. You better pray to Jebus and tell 'im yer comin' home!