Aliens NOW!

Author: jeditrickster

Date: May 9, 2003

by jeditrickster
5-09-03
Tonight airing on Fox is...When Aliens Attack Part 7!
Not all of us attack. Many of us are just curious about the human anatomy. We want to help mankind.
And now our segment on Alien probing methods. Hear real victims accounts of what happen-*blip*
Oh I've seen about enogh of this...
Earlier that evening...
Ahhh a Alien! Where have you taken me?! It's going to attack me like on that show!
I'd think of nothing of the sort, now hold still so I can shove this rectal thermometer up your ass. I want to see if you have a fever...