The truth hurts

Author: jeremy

Date: January 29, 2001

by jeremy
1-29-01
Hey girls! What are you doing this weekend?
Doing my taxes 3 months early
Reuniting with my long-lost twin
Wow, sounds like you've got a lot planned
Yeah, and then I'm going to volunteer at my local nursing home
And I'm going to follow my dream to become a hit bluegrass recording star
HAHA, no really, what are you going to do this weekend?
Get drunk on fermented Juicy Juice in a corner by myself
I'm going to masturbate to C-Span