Introducing: Lucky Jim

Author: jes_lawson

Date: December 17, 2002

by jes_lawson
12-17-02
Hello readers. My name is Lucky Jim and according to my social worker, I'm fit to return to rejoin society now.
She says I'm no longer a danger to the public or myself.
Mind you, she would have sworn I was George Clooney with the amount of electricity I was applying to her genitals at the time.
*zzrt!* Sssmokin'!