Lucky Jim looks for Indie Pete's Fish, Chips and Adult Store

Author: jes_lawson

Date: December 17, 2002

by jes_lawson
12-17-02
I suppose now I'm back in society I should try and interact with ordinary people.
Soon...
*Ahem* Good Afternoon madam, I'd like a pound of sausages, a tin of beans and the use of your pudena for exactly 4 minutes and 38 seconds...
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Subsequently...
Perhaps it would have been more polite to say that I would have cooked the sausages first