Jim versus Beetle (1)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 2, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-02-03
Jim is doing some thinking when...
Excuse me but are you "Lucky Jim"?
Yes. Yes I suppose I am.
Can the existentialism asshole. Your comment about my love button was _wholly_ inappropriate! There are *larvae* reading your work, sir!
Wait! I meant *giant* beetle clitoris, not *giant beetle* clitoris! It's ambigous! You know, like "fruit flies like a banana"?
Now you're starting on fruit flies!? You entomophobic Nazi fuck-bastard! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to "contribute" to a kind of hot-dog. I'm not telling you which kind, because I hate you.
A morally outraged invertebrate to add to the List of People/Things/Countries Who Hate Me. . I need that like a hole in the head...... Hmm! There's a thought!