Self Mutilation With Nails support group (1) "Hello Jim!"

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 2, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-02-03
Int: The Self-Mutilation with Nails Support Group
All righty group, we have some new members to introduce today...
Ermm... Hello every one I'm Jim and I am a Self-Mutilator With Nails. I have a problem and I want to stop.
Hi I'm Jesus Christ? Son of God? Technically some Romans nailed me up here but I could have made my Dad stop them so that *sort-of* counts as Self-Mutilation, right? Guys?
Hey! Is this the class where we get to "nail" as many chicks as we like? Awesome!
If you would like information on Self Mutilation With Nails, or any of the other issues raised in today's strip, feel free to go and fuck yourself. Or phone our 24 hour help line: 0800-FUCKUWITHNAILS
Hi, err.. I think I'm in the wrong room, where's Alcoholics Anonymous?Or the one where you don't wear trousers...Scouts!
Hi, my name'sh Ray and I drrink "Liquid Nails". *Slurp* It's the daddy!