Jim versus Beetle (5) The hot-dog brand was: Tesco Savers

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 2, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-02-03
Rich! I'm being sued for hate crimes against Insectkind and I need you as a character witness!
Forget it man! You traded our last bag of gear for nails, remember? Plus that hot-dog you sold me tasted like beetle shit!
But what am I supposed to do?
Ben'll do it if you buy him some beer and tell him it'll get him out of work for a week. Shit, Ben'd testify for Pol Pot if it got him an extra hour's lunch break...