Jim versus The Insects (7) Fuck the Daily Mail, y'all

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 2, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-02-03
Your honour, we the prosecution intend to prove Jim Lucksworth a blatant entomophobe who will incite violence, felch dogs and eat his own bogeys (probably)
Very well, prosecution, call your first witness.
First Witness
M'lud, Jim Lucksworth is a boorish sexist BASTARD who made fun of my genitals in an internet comic!
A serious accusation....Wait a minute! Are you chewing through the Oval Office skirting board?
*Scuttle* Hrr *burp*, no yhr hhnhhrr, *MUNCH*
Enough! Next Witness! Bailiff, phone me a joiner to fix that! No cowboys!