Don't we all plan holidays in winter?

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 11, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-11-03
Int: Heaven
Hey Dad! Can we go to Mercury for holiday this year?
No, my Son. I went there before, eight billion aeons ago. Too hot and the food was shit.
Well what about Pluto?
No, my son. Pluto is too cold, and besides, the women there are as unclean as the whores of Gomorrrah.
Well, what about Earth?
Fuck THAT, son! I knocked your mum up there two thousands years ago and they're STILL talking about it!