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Step 1. give your character a fucked up background. It helps if they are Scottish or just a bit wacko
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| I'm Frank from the Wasp Factory, ken? I get other kids to do lethal stunts, while I wait for my half-brother to come out of the insane asylum! | |
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| I'm Hinako from Canal Dreams. I am a borderline schizophrenic and have a phobia of flying. | |
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Step 2. Plod the story along with some well detailed scenes. Ominous danger should loom. And happen.
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| You're a fuckin mental slapper, eh? Ahm away ae shoot a wasp's nest. | |
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| I'm in Panama, diving. Soon communist rebels will rape me and kill all my friends. | |
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Step 3. Conclude the story with a twist, preferably referring to the victims childhood/ just completely fucked up
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| Ah shit! I'm really a girl! Mah da was "experimenting!" | |
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| Ha ha! I have a psychotic episode, stab the guerillas with a cello spike and swim off, naked! Stupid ned! | |
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