Random humour involving Emo Pirates for some reason

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 20, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-20-03
Int: Richer Sounds, audio goods retailer.
Welcome to Richer Sounds? How may I help you?
Arr! I be returning this scurvy DVD Player. It be not compatible with Region 2!
Ah, the serial number apperars to have been filed off sir, I'm going to have to ask for a receipt!
ARR! Treasure Map? Plundered goods? What do I look like to you?
Ye be insulting my DIGNITY! I be sailing westwards to listen to New Found Glory and feel hurt!