Because I don't get out of bed for less than 30k a year...

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 22, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-22-03
Int: Home of Andy Gilchrist, stubborn bastard and leader of the Firefighter's Union
Mr. Gilchrist?
Yes, that's me! The public supports our current strike to earn twice what a nurse earns for half the work! Who are you?
I'm the "hired gun" negotiator. I'm here on behalf of the government to show you why you should end this dispute.
Eh?
FOOF!
Oh Shit!