CC 168: Reminiscing... (1)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: February 3, 2003

by jes_lawson
2-03-03
Int: Space Year 2025 - The Brad/Spankling Institute for WebHumour and Cornholing
It was nice of Brad to retire me in 2004, when my 1 millionth "sucky-sucky" strip was written...
*groan!* You got lucky! I can't even pee straight anymore, let alone cornhole!
Who'd have thought the Max-Wirthling Theory of Anti-Gravity would have been proved correct?
Dude, My Second Coming rocked! Ha ha! I sure smote those blasphemous n00bs good!
I only wish Bongo were still with us...
All of you SHUT UP! My life is HELL! Life-President Kaufman is about to get us invaded by France again!